We’re too good to be happy too straight to be sad. - Carly Simon
(Pet Peeve take 4)
Wine instead of beer
fish instead of tenderloin
steelcut oats instead of cheerios
apples instead of toffee
black coffee instead of lattes.
apples instead of toffee
black coffee instead of lattes.
Have a clean heart, says the church billboard.
Take a pill, says the doctor.
Sign my petition says the politician
Review our voting guide says the priest.
Politics in the pew, directives on the fridge.
Politics in the pew, directives on the fridge.