"What do you plan to do with your one, wild, precious life?" -Mary Oliver

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Twelve Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
twelve beggars begging,
eleven bankers laughing,
ten gamblers gambling,
nine strippers dancing,
eight maids trash-talking,
seven crooks a-skimming,
six senators lying,
five bags of weed.
Four hedge funds,
three French whores,
two beer bongs,
and a partridge in a pear tree.

3 comments:

Princess Ayo said...

This is priceless.

Good about the country but after my forays into the Kansas State countryside, I saw more XXX signs than ever in my life. It made me and my companions wonder if they had far too much time on their hands (no pun intended)

Blessings,
Princess Ayo

Yvonne said...

Thanks for reading and commenting!
Best,
Yvonne

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