“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones” — Albert Einstein

Monday, November 17, 2008

What's Under The Bed

Every celebrity has a diet nowadays and secrets for getting rid of wrinkles. Organic wrinkle remover is the latest. But once you have them, can they really be removed with a cream, organic or otherwise? This is all you need to do:

Sleep on your back.
Hold perfectly still.
If you're prone to curling up in a ball,
hands clenched under your chin for protection
from what is under the bed,
train yourself to unfurl.
Open your hands and stretch your fingers,
let go of yourself.
(Are you afraid of falling out of bed?)
Relax your elbows and point
your toes to the ceiling
then let your feet fall where they will.
Sleep on your back and leave your face alone.

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