"Two wrongs may not make a right but a thousand wrongs make a writer.”

Friday, August 21, 2026

THE HUNGRY BOYFRIEND

 

The Hungry Boyfriend

 

lounges in the recliner with his pressed coffee and remote,

top shelf chaser, knuckles in his mouth.

Only the best for the double negative boyfriend

who loves her and promises he won’t do it again

but he’s always so hungry, hungry, hungry.

 

Curtains drawn, superheroes on the screen

he waits for her to come home with food.

A high-flying career guy who pushes carts in the rain

is it any wonder he can dish out the pain?

He gobbles up friends and eats self esteem

devours her cash like a casino machine.

 

Lock your phone with a thumbprint, sleep with a knife

when a double negative boyfriend sneaks into your life.

But she tells all who listen he won’t do it again,

nothing to worry about from this DN boyfriend.

 

He’s calm and connected, swallows his pills dry,

patiently pacing for the mouse to arrive.

But she did it again and ruined his mood

empty handed up the walk, bitch where’s my food!



Linked to dVerse, the Poet's Pub for their Open Link night where everyone can share a poem of their choosing.  Check it out for some great poetry from around the world. 

17 comments:

Kim M. Russell said...

I once had a double negative boyfriend, Yvonne, and your poem resonates. They always say they love you and won’t do it again - and you believe them.

Yvonne Osborne said...

Hi Kim, I'm sorry you had a DN boyfriend but I'm glad this resonated. Thanks for commenting.

Maria L. Berg said...

This poem made me think of the neo-classical poets who returned to classical poetic forms to discuss difficult subjects that we discussed last week in ModPo. The "double negative boyfriend" was surprising, and well-coined.

Mish said...

When the negative cancels out all the positive....time to move on.

Gillena Cox said...

What an aweful boyfriend

Much love

judydykstrabrown.com said...

Shudder.

Yvonne Osborne said...

Thanks Maria for this interesting response....what's ModPo?

Yvonne Osborne said...

Indeed!!

Yvonne Osborne said...
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Yvonne Osborne said...

Thanks Mish

Yvonne Osborne said...

I looked it up. Maybe I'll see you over there?! Looks fun.

Reelika said...

Thank god I managed to run away from a double negative dude and scored a triple positive one instead.

Would not wish for one at all.

Yvonne Osborne said...

Reelika, yay for you!! DN's should be branded!

shaun/tenzenmen said...

You've reminded me, I need to get back on the ModPo horse again!

shaun/tenzenmen said...

The jump from “sleep with a knife” to him whining about his food says everything about how small a man he actually is. What a xxxx!

Yvonne Osborne said...

They're out there. Thanks, Gillena.

Yvonne Osborne said...

Shaun, love your comment. Thanks!!