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Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Vinegar and Newspaper

With the autumnal flocking of birds and rustling leaves whisking by my window, I try to wash one or two when the sun shows its fickle face. At least the ones I missed in spring with my scattershot approach. The window of opportunity is scant and fleeting (no pun intended). With a spray bottle of vinegar and water and several sections of newspaper—grandma’s mode of attack—I start. Drying with newspaper is how she did it, and the task always brings back memories of her. We’d be on the roof—one of my sisters or me—to wash the outside of the dormers, while grandma on the inside meticulously pointed out the spots we missed.

With grandma gone, I admit to the occasional bottle of store-bought window cleaner and a rag, but I always feel vaguely guilty about it, as if she were watching. For streak-free, squeaky-clean windows, vinegar and newspaper are not only cheaper than the dirt caught in the sills but will give you perfection beyond compare. 

Some things can only be done on a sunny day, but with a dearth of those, my flowerbeds are overgrown, the pear didn’t get trimmed, nor the strawberries weeded, and garlic is yet to be planted. What can be done on these dreary, rainy days?  Baking chocolate crinkles, walnut leek tarts, and canning pickled beets. Reading under a blanket and writing with laptop balanced on said lap as Hitchcockian flocks of birds fill the trees and flood the sky outside these freshly washed windows, for winter’s coming.

6 comments:

Helen said...

Yvonne, your post is beautifully composed! And a reminder as I gaze out hazy dining room windows .... vinegar and newspaper are calling my name!

Yvonne Osborne said...

Hi Helen, thanks!
Reminds me, I'm looking out one right now that I never got too. Sigh....there are so many!

Jemi Fraser said...

My sister's first summer job was as a chambermaid at a nearby motel. The only cleaning solution they used was vinegar. It's a great tool but it always makes me sneeze!

Yvonne Osborne said...

Interesting. You're allergic to vinegar?! I know it's all my grandma and mother used. Why buy all these expensive cleaning products that you inhale at your own peril?

Kelly Steel said...

Interesting fact about vinegar. Thank you.

Yvonne Osborne said...

Kelly,
Thank you for reading and commenting.